dougfromkc:

me when someone says they think I’m attractive 

dougfromkc:

me when someone says they think I’m attractive 

(Source: burmytrash, via fenetresouvertes)

gigaguess:

agoraven:

gayf3r:

nightingaleinasilvercage:

ariane-stillcries:

loveglutton:

dearscience:

i can never not reblog this. 

Have to.

…

Welcome to the priorities of the human race.

Forever reblog.

i got chills from this. rest in peace hero.

Even in death, not even remotely fucking around.

gigaguess:

agoraven:

gayf3r:

nightingaleinasilvercage:

ariane-stillcries:

loveglutton:

dearscience:

i can never not reblog this. 

Have to.

Welcome to the priorities of the human race.

Forever reblog.

i got chills from this. rest in peace hero.

Even in death, not even remotely fucking around.

(via thebabblingbandgeek)

gameandwatch:

this video literally changed my life

(Source: shotarokaneda, via cchhrriisss)

tennants-hair:

VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU? ALL OF YOU WHO HAD WRITTEN OFF PLUTO, WHO HAD CROSSED IT OFF YOUR PLANET LIST? REMEMBER HOW IT WAS ‘TOO SMALL” TO BE A PLANET? HOW NASA, IN COLLABORATION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL ASTRONOMICAL UNION REMOVED ITS PLANETARY STATUS AND  CHANGED ITS NAME TO 134340? HOW EVERYONE THEN CONSIDERED THERE TO BE EIGHT PLANETS, NOT NINE?

BUT SOME OF US REMAINED LOYAL TO PLUTO. IT WAS NEVER FORGOTTEN. AND NOW HERE WE ARE, AND JUSTICE IS UPON US AFTER 8 YEARS.

BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? PLUTO HAS AT LEAST FIVE MOONS, A PRETTY BIG NUMBER FOR A ”DWARF-PLANET”, HUH? ESPECIALLY WHEN EARTH, QUITE BIGGER THAN PLUTO AND AN OFFICIAL PLANET ONLY HAS ONE. AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? ERIS, THE PLANET WHICH EVERYONE THOUGHT TO BE BIGGER THAN PLUTO, MAY NOT BE BIGGER AFTER ALL. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT PLUTO HAS AN ATMOSHPERE. THAT’S RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A SUPPOSEDLY NON-PLANET HAS AN ATMOSPHERE. AGAIN, ISN’T THAT IMPRESSIVE?

SO LOOK AT THIS. NEW FINDINGS, AND A NEW AGE FOR PLUTO. AN AGE OF RECOGNITION AND APPRECIATION. AND ALLOW ME TO CLOSE THIS -somewhat aggressive-PRESENTATION OF OPINION WITH THE MOTTO OF THE PLUTO APOLOGISTS: VIVA LA PLUTO!

(Source: lumos5001, via thebabblingbandgeek)

offensed:

i wasn’t ready

(via cchhrriisss)

what-alchemy:

wtfced:

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

wait this isn’t about blowing your nose is it

FUUUUUCK

"I’m just trying to get through this."

what-alchemy:

wtfced:

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

wait this isn’t about blowing your nose is it

FUUUUUCK

"I’m just trying to get through this."

(Source: omg-humor, via hoologan)

bryanthephotogeek:

brbshittoavenge:

etonia:

gayjourno:

sharkeisha:

no shade @ anyone but i pray to god that i’m not on tumblr.com in my late 20s/early 30s but instead my career is peaking i’m making bank i got a nice house and i got somebody waiting at home for me god damn it

oh honey.

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Remember, kids, when you hit 30, you have to give up all of your hobbies. That peaking career and nice house and romantic partner mean you will have zero time to get online and dick around looking at cat gifs.

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(via camsfarts)

toxicmp3:

me when i swallow

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(via beerdrankbythebeardedbear)

i-am-jess-bitch:

neonbumblebee22:

If you didn’t laugh I’ll punch you in the tits, you liar.

not even a sherlock fan & I laughed

i-am-jess-bitch:

neonbumblebee22:

If you didn’t laugh I’ll punch you in the tits, you liar.

not even a sherlock fan & I laughed

(Source: oh-snap-this-is-my-jam, via ryaevelon)

shubbabang:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

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And that was the first time I saw a penis

(via whiskeytangofoxtrt)

readtofilth:

thenorsebros:

x

Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.

(via cuboftea)